Ye dekh ke dry fruit bhi hairan ho gaye nariyal hindu aur khazoor muslman ho gaye
Ek zamana tha jab chamche chandi ke hua karte the ab chamacho ki chandi hai, badan pe khadi aur jeb me Gandhi hai
Ghadi ki fitrat bhi ajeeb hai humesha tik-tik karti hai par na khud tikati hai na dusaron ko tikane deti hai
2 week se jyada khansi rahe to TB ban jati hai aur time pe girlfriend na badalo to BIWI ban jati hai
Haal kya bayan kare apna, naukari ne naukar bana diya.
Ek adami kumbh ke mele me prarthna kar raha tha ki prabhu humesha bhai-bahan hi bichhudate hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi try karo
